Home Chemists Beware

The Worcester Telegram reports that Victor Deeb, a retired chemist, was detained by authorities and had his chemicals confiscated because he was conducting scientific research in a residential area. However, since the chemicals in his possession were "no more dangerous than typical household cleaning products," he wasn't cited for anything.

What's next? A ban on home chemistry sets? (Actually, you'd probably better stock up now.)

I especially liked what Marlboro city code enforcement officer Pamela A. Wilderman had to say: "This is Mr. Deeb's hobby. He's still got bunches of ideas. I think Mr. Deeb has crossed a line somewhere. This is not what we would consider to be a customary home occupation."

Forget the chemicals. Mr. Deeb's real crime? He had ideas!