Borg Obama

Barack Obama still wants to control your life. This time, he's beginning to lay out his plan to get you working for the government:

Filling in for Sen. Edward M. Kennedy and tying himself to the family's legacy, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama urged college graduates Sunday to "make us believe again" by dedicating themselves to public service.

"We may disagree as Americans on certain issues and positions, but I believe we can be unified in service to a greater good. I intend to make it a cause of my presidency, and I believe with all my heart that this generation is ready and eager and up to the challenge," Obama told Wesleyan University's Class of 2008.

Translation: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

Actually, now that I think about it, Obama does have ties to the Borg.