TSA Agents Now Have a Reason to Cop a Feel

According to the Transportation Security Administration website, "Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids" are among those things "you MUST declare to one of our Security Officers at the checkpoint for further inspection." So, the next time you find yourself stuck in a really slow-moving security line at the airport, relax. That just means you're probably on the same plane as the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models.