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When I first saw this, I couldn't help but wonder what might go through the minds of publik skool-edumakated Americans who read it (or, more likely, have someone read it to them)...
1. How many stripes are there on the U.S. flag?_ 10
2. Who is the chief justice of the Supreme Court today?
_ 13
_ 50
_ 51
I'm not sure. The people I see on the news usually burn it before I can count them._ George W. Bush
3. In what year was the Constitution written?
_ Alberto Gonzales
_ Thomas Jefferson
_ John G. Roberts Jr.
Is that like a king or something?_ 1776
4. Which of these is guaranteed by the First Amendment?
_ 1787
_ 1876
_ 1812
This country has a Constitution?_ Freedom of the press
5. How many Supreme Court justices are there?
_ Right to bear arms
_ Right to happiness
_ Right to trial by jury
I have never heard of those before. By the way, I think "bear" should be spelled B-A-R-E. Must be a typo._ 3
6. What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called?
_ 9
_ 10
_ 13
Well, I think the Justice League of America originally had seven members..._ The Preamble
7. When was the Declaration of Independence adopted?
_ The Bill of Rights
_ First Ten Amendments
_ Lewis "Scooter" Libby
Ha, ha, ha! "Scooter"!_ July 4, 1776
8. Which of the following amendments to the Constitution does NOT address or guarantee voting rights?
_ July 4, 1787
_ July 4, 1812
_ July 4, 1876
Let's see. July 4 is called Independence Day. So, what year were fireworks invented?_ 19th Amendment
9. What are the 13 original states?
_ 24th Amendment
_ 15th Amendment
_ 7th Amendment
I don't know. Whenever I vote, I just check off the names I hear most often on the news._ Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Zealand, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland
10. What do the stripes on the U.S. flag mean?
_ Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland
_ Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Kentucky, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland
_ Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland, Washington, D.C.
I thought there were 50 states._ The Cabinet
11. What is the introduction to the Constitution called?
_ One for each state in the Union
_ They represent the 13 original states
_ One for each article of the Constitution
Isn't it because Uncle Sam's pants have red and white stripes?_ The Preamble
12. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
_ The Bill of Rights
_ The Declaration of Independence
_ The Articles of Confederation
Again with the Constitution? I never hear any politicians use that word._ 9
13. Which of the following is NOT one of the constitutional requirements to be eligible to become president?
_ 10
_ 13
_ 27
Seriously, what the #$@! is this "Constitution" they keep talking about?!_ Must be at least 35 years old by the time he/she will serve
14. Who selects the Supreme Court justices?
_ Must have lived in the United States for at least 14 years
_ Must be a natural-born citizen of the United States
_ Must have served as a governor
Huh? The only thing I know about who gets to be president is that you have to be rich, belong to some secret society, or have a dad who was president._ The Electoral College
15. How many representatives are there in Congress?
_ The people
_ They are appointed by the president
_ The Senate
I seem to recall members of the Supreme Court being selected based on how they did on a TV quiz show hosted by Ted Kennedy._ 50
16. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death"?
_ 100
_ 102
_ 435
I knew there were 50 states! I can go back and answer question #1 now._ George Washington
17. Why did the Pilgrims come to America?
_ Benjamin Franklin
_ Thomas Jefferson
_ Patrick Henry
Never heard of any of them. But what a dumb thing to say._ In search of gold
18. Who has the power to declare war?
_ To meet the Indians
_ For religious freedom
_ To escape the Revolutionary War
It wasn't because they were starving?_ Congress
19. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?
_ The president
_ Chief justice of the Supreme Court
_ Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Duh! That's easy. The President._ Form N-200 "Petition for Naturalization"
20. Which of these contains three rights or freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights?
_ N-400 "Application for Naturalization"
_ Social Security card
_ FD-258
I have a Social Security card, and I know I can't even rent a DVD without that number._ Right to life, right to liberty, right to the pursuit of happiness
_ Freedom of speech, freedom of press, freedom of religion
_ Right to protest, right to protection under the law, freedom of religion
_ Freedom of religion, right to elect representatives, human rights
What "rights"? Are they sure this question is about America? Must be another typo.
6/30/2006 |
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