"More Soup for You!"

And now a look at the lighter side of the news:

"Soup Nazi" to Launch Takeout Chain

TRENTON, N.J. - The brusque New York chef who was lampooned on "Seinfeld" as the "Soup Nazi" plans to open a chain of takeout soup stands across North America. But don't expect the authentically rude New York treatment.

Signs will be posted in each of "The Original Soup Man" franchises bearing chef Al Yeganeh's strict rules for ordering, such as "Have your money ready!" and "Move to the extreme left after ordering!" But a company spokesman said workers will be prohibited from shouting, "No soup for you!" at customers who disobey. ...

Suddenly, I have a craving for crab bisque.