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Just when you think government spending is getting out of hand, stories like this come along:

Bigger Breasts Offered As Perk to U.S. Soldiers

The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free - something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills. ...

Some of you might think this is a waste of taxpayer dollars, but if surgeons can't practice, how can we expect them to perform breast enlargements in the field under combat conditions? As a matter of national security and pride in our armed forces, we should support our women in uniform. Seriously. Those brave G.I. Janes with implants are going to need all the support they can get.